The ship’s
daily programme had an important notice.
The notice reported that we had taken delivery of bad fuel in Singapore
and “fortunately due to the engines ecologically sound design” there are items
that could be used as potential fuel sources.
The notice went on to say that if everyone onboard donates a squirt of
suntan lotion, they have calculated that they will have enough ‘lotic gas’ to
power the gas turbines and get to Mumbai on time. The programme is delivered the previous
evening so we read this last night after getting back to our room after the
evening’s entertainment. It seemed rather odd – not even realizing until we
woke up this morning looked at the calendar that we were being played an April
Fools’ Joke.
The best
part was when I was in the launderette early this morning. Two men in there
were discussing this strange notice and then one said to the other, “Well, I
don’t have any suntan lotion to donate.”
J April Fools!
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